Monday Musings….My Sixth Sense!

Manilow

Barry Manilow Marries his longtime manager, Garry.

Some were shocked that he came out, others were shocked he got married. I was shocked he’s still considered relevant.

 GandF

Netflix releases trailer for new series Grace & Frankie

Jane Fonda & Lily Tomlin! Martin Sheen & Sam Waterston! Count me in as Martin & Sam come out!

 Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow is going on the food stamp diet.

She vows to spend no more than $29.00 a week on groceries. Seriously, are we supposed to believe that that twig has ever eaten more than $29.00 a week on food?

 RHPS

Fox to remake Rocky Horror Picture Show for prime time.

Why? How? Why? How? Why? How? I just can’t decide which question is more important.

 Argentina

Warrant issued for Justin Bieber in Argentina.

Now if we can just get Selena to invite him to a secret rendezvous in Buenos Aires.

 pinocchio

Disney is now planning a live remake of Pinocchio.

I, for one, am holding out for a live remake of Artistocats.

 Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi with Scott Eastwood’s girlfriend.

Ummmm…someone should tell Eastwood that that is not something you want to brag about. And someone needs to tell Kutcher that is not something to brag about.

 bieltimberlake

Jessica Biel gives birth to Justin Timberlake’s son.

If that kid is anything like his dad, his diapers are going to be full of gold. Lord knows JT has given us lots of turds that have somehow or another been golden.

 AD

NBC calls AD: The Bible Continues “House of Cards meets Game of Thrones”

I’m going out on a limb, but I’m guessing that that is not the type of billing the original authors of The Bible were looking for.

 HCPresident

Hillary Clinton announces candidacy for President.

This was breaking news that we have all known about for 8 years. But I’m excited as hell anyway! Now I can put the bumper sticker on my car!

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