Monday Musings….The Fifth One!

Hootie

Darius Rucker says that Hootie and the Blowfish reuniting is imminent.

As is the fact that no one really cares….well except for a few people that are also excited about the next thing on my list.

 DJKimmie

Netflix to do a reboot of Full House.

D.J. and Kimmie Gibbler are living together with their own kids. I’m as excited about this as I am about Hootie coming back. Did no one get the memo that the 90’s weren’t all that great.

 STyler

Steven Tyler to release a country album.

Is this the rockers’ revenge for the Country folks giving the world Taylor Swift?

 Winnie

Disney plans to make a live action Winnie the Pooh and Mulan.

Please someone tell them to stop the insanity. Are they trying to piss Walt off enough that he’ll come back from the dead as a zombie and start eating their brains, because if so I think it’s too late. Their brains are already gone.

 BobBarker

Bob Barker Returns to The Price is Right.

It was an April Fool’s joke, but the joke was on him because everyone thought he was dead.

 Cotton

Tom Cotton, an Arkansas Senator, confirms himself as an Idiot of the highest order.

He says gays in America need to chill out over the recent hate laws passed by his party since at least it’s not like Iran where gays are beheaded. Wow, dude so what you are saying is we are the bastion of freedom because we don’t behead people who have differing opinions. Good to know, IDIOT!

 AD

NBC promotes their new limited series A.D.: The Bible Continues with Sam Smith’s Stay With Me as background music.

There are just so many things wrong with this, that I don’t even know where to begin.

 WiigFerrell

Word leaks that Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell are making a Lifetime Movie about child surrogacy so they yank it from development.

If leaking information about an upcoming movie is all it takes to get it stopped, Hey Disney, your live action Dumbo and Winnie the Pooh have been leaked……

 HofC

House of Cards is renewed for a season four.

Thank you God. Or, should I say “Thank You, Frank!”? Now I don’t have to throw anyone in front of a subway train.

 untitled (3)

FOX Newscaster Chris Wallace fat-shames Kelly Clarkson, then apologizes.

Seriously, Dude? You are just lucky that everyone else doesn’t idiot shame you….oh never mind you work for FOX News, you can’t be any more idiot shamed than that.

 BONUS

 Cardinals

Cardinals beat Cubs during first game of season.

There’s no news there, I just need to put it out here for all the Cubbie Fans!

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